Top Ten ways the world would be different if our bathrooms were run like mobile game decks:

10) Though 35 year old women purchase and use the most toilet paper, focus groups of 18 year old boys would dictate the color, scent, and ply count of all TP.

9) The best selling toilet style would be an antique wall-hung pull-chain water closet designed in Russia.

8) There would be 147 standards for the width of TP rolls.  Most TP holders would hold a roll with 64 sheets the size of postage stamps, and only a tiny fraction could accommodate a roll of 256 two-ply sheets.

7) Flushing would require the simultaneous use of both thumbs.

6) Toilet paper would only be sold at the hardware store, or by mailorder from Scandinavia.

5) Bidets would be used only in France.  (oh yeah, they already are.)

4) People would adopt “If its yellow let it mellow, if its brown flush it down” as the norm, to avoid overage charges for water.

3) There would be a lot of crap in the system.

2) It would be impossible to talk while pooping.

And Finally, the number one way the world would be different if our bathrooms were run like mobile game decks:
1) 96% of people would still be using wooden outhouses!